Ok, how big of a plunger do you have???

Lewiston, Idaho (AP)
  A truck caring toilet paper was driving down the road next to the Lochsa River. The trunk over turned a dumped the whole load into the river. Yup, all of the toilet paper clogged the river.
  The first attempts to clean the clog had to stop when the paper began desintegrating clogging the river even more. Finally, divers wrapped the whole mess in chicken wire and then pulled the load out.
  I, however, am not going to use this method to unclog my toilet.
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger ;-P