Now that's just cold.

Brookville, Pa. (AP)
   Scott Bennet had missed too many days of work and was afraid he would get fired. Old Scott put and obit in the local paper that his mom had died. That way Scott could miss and get paid at the same time. Trouble is Scott's mom and relatives saw the obit and called saying the mom wasn't really dead and what was the deal. Scott has been charged with disorderly conduct and he's getting no presents this Christmas.
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger ;-P