Dude, where is the cigarette lighter.

Indianapolis, Ind. (AP)
   A handcuffed prisoner stole a police car.  Later the thief radioed asking where the cigarette lighter was in the cruiser and where the handcuff keys where. In a related story, the Indianapolis Police Dept. was unable to cover up a story about a police cruiser....
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger ;-P