Ok why was this dude there?

Warsaw (Reuters)
    Jan Lisewski was attempting to kite surf 124 mi. across the Red Sea (yeah, I know, why?).  The wind died down and Jan found himself becalmed on his surf board.  After which Mr. Lisewski spent the next 40 hours fending off 6 yard long Red Sea Sharks with a knife until he was rescued. Ok kite surfing is off the list.
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger  ;-P