I'm not sure my insurance covers this.

Chenago, New Jersey (AP)
   A tractor trailer turned over and spilled 18 tons of yogurt across the highway. Cars were slipping and sliding every where. No reports as to which was slicker the peach or the strawberry. At last report folks were still cleaning the yogurt up. The driver was ticketed for excessive speed.
Protect your dairy,
Rodger ;-)