THEY WALK AMONG US (and some are armed).

Prescott Valley, Arizona (UPI)
   Cameron Read was arrested by Prescott Valley police after repeatedly trying to shoot the moon with his handgun. Mr. Read was charged with unlawful discharge of a firearm, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, attempted assault of an orbiting satellite and being a DUMB ASS. (Apparently, in Prescott Valley being a dumb ass is a class A misdemeanor. Just kidding, maybe.)
Protect your outer.... space.
Rodger :-P