ANIMALS FIGHTING BACK

Abilene, Texas (NBC)
   In a brave attempt to save fellow turkeys, a turkey conducted a suicide attack on a car near Abilene early Thanksgiving morning. Sadly the brave turkey's sacrifice was for naught as the driver still reached his Thanksgiving dinner destination even after the turkey smashed through the windshield of the car. In addition, the heroic turkey became dinner for a family that stopped to help the driver.  (Tried to take one for the team.)
Protect your giblets,
Rodger :-P