When anaimals fight back.

Toledo, Ohio (AP)
   Police officers were concerned when American flags were being stolen from a Police Memorial honoring fallen officers.  A team of officers staked out the memorial to catch the vandal or vandals.
   The stake out team observed a squirrel taking a flag.  Later investigation discovered that there were squirrels living in the near by trees.  One team found that one of the missing flags had been used to build a squirrel's nest.
   At this time police officers are not sure how many members are in fact in the terrorist squirrel network.
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger ;-P