All in the timing.

Colorado Springs, Col (AP)
    Fellow meets a lady on line. The fellow invites lady to his apartment. Fellow's girl friend shows up unexpectedly. Date shows up. Fellow calls police and reports the date is a burglar. Fellow is in jail and two ladies are waiting for him to get out. Fellow probably shouldn't expect any kisses.
Protect your dumb ass-ets,
Rodger  ;-P