Well that should get the old heart started.

Hopatcong, New Jersey (AP)
   With a town named Hopatcong, things are probably strange all the time. Anyway, the cable dude arrived to fix the cable. The repairman went down into the basement to check the incoming line. And there, the fellow found a sleeping bear!!! Remembering to always "let sleeping bears lie," the fellow left the basement. Before fish and game arrived the yawning bear ambled out of the house and down the street. Geeez, guess a fellow just can't take a nap anymore.
Protect your wild-life,
Rodger :-)