Sometime garlic can be taxing.

Dublin (AP)
   One of Ireland's top food producers instructed Chinese food suppliers to label garlic imports as apples in a tax dodge.  In fact, Paul Begely imported more than 1,000 tons of garlic without paying the garlic tax.  Yup fined and jail time.  Man that turned out to be some pretty expensive garlic.
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger B-)   (on vacation)