Gangs of juvenile red crabs invade Caymen Islands.

San Juan, Puerto Rico (AP)
  Thousands of red crabs are invading the Caymen Islands. These juveniles are migrating from the beaches were they were born inland to find homes. Gangs of red crabs are covering roads. Others are breaking into AC units and dryer vents looking for places to crash.

I blame the parents.  If the adult crabs kept a better eye on their children this kind of thing wouldn't happen.  Now there are thousands of red crab juveniles running around flipping gang signs and wearing their shells low. This is just a disgrace to crustaceans every where.
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger :-P