MAN, INSULT TO INJURY!!

Deming, New Mexico (Reuters)
   David Eckert was pulled over because he failed to come to a full stop exiting a Wal~Mart.  Because of the way David was standing, police suspected David had drugs up his anus. After obtaining a search warrant, Police took Mr. Eckert to Gila Regional Medical Center where he was subjected to a digital penetration of his anus, 3 enemas, 2 X-rays, and one colonoscopy.  No drugs were found and Gila Regional Medical Center is charging Mr. Eckert for the procedures!!! (Not even a kiss!!!!)
Protect your anus (and stand straight),
Rodger  :-P