EXACTLY HOW DOES ONE AIM IN THAT POSITION?

DENVER,  (UPI) --Isaac Vigil who was accused of smoking methamphetamine is now facing attempted murder charges after he was allegedly able to squeeze, squeeze, I said squeeze off two shots at Denver police officers from a gun he had hidden in his butt, hidden in his butt!!! Isaac would have squeezed off more shots but the gun jammed. (So many questions that the mind boggles.)

Protect your cheeks,
Rodger :-P