He lives in the closet.

Mankato, Minn. (AP)
  Police stopped two pajama clad sisters (6 and 7) who were walking a goat late at night. The sisters told the police officer that their mom had secretly bought the goat for them and the goat lived in their closet. The sisters explained that the closet was necessary to keep their father from finding out.
  Further investigation uncovered that the sisters had visited the zoo that day and had hatched a plot to break out the goat.  The police were unable to find out exactly how the two had gotten the goat out of the zoo!!!
Well there you go.......
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger :-P