THE DANGER FACTOR DEPENDS ON THE HOT SAUCE.

Oklahoma City (AP)
   A man found a Thermos-like container with foil sticking out on his front lawn. The container was heavy and the man thought it was a bomb.  Sooooo he took it to the police station where the bomb squad examined the package.  The package contained a burrito.  For some reason, the suspicious burrito has disappeared from the evidence room. (Note:  If you think you have found a bomb, DO NOT TAKE IT TO THE POLICE!!!!  Call the police and let the BOMB SQUAD COME TO THE SUSPECTED BOMB!!)
Protect your cuisine,
Rodger :-P