Germans too? They walk among us.

Berlin, Germany (Reuters)
Man robs bank twice in 24 hours!  (Yup, they got him.  Outta the gene pool, report to sterilizaion.)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-P

Power to the zombies!!!!

Washington, D.C. (AFP)
U.S. Appeals Court rules zombies have free speech rights too.  (Well there you are, and you didn't think zombies were real.)
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Rodger ;-P

Now was he a good choice?

Madrid, Spain (AFP)
A member of the Spanish Parliament's Road Safety Commission resigns after flunking a drunk driving test. (Whoa Nellie, talk about missing the point!!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

It was here yesterday!!!!!

Moscow, Ohio (AP)
Man bulldozes $350k home to avoid foreclosure.  (Wonder how much the cost is to rent a bulldozer?)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-P

Honest mayors?

Sofia, Bulgaria (AFP)
Bulgarian mayors get how-to booklet on honesty.  (Got any of those in English?  Just wonderin'.)
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Rodger ;-)

Do we have a description?

Atlanta, Ga (AP)
Police capture escaped zebra in downtown Atlanta.  (Stripes must have given him away.)
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Rodger ;-)

The sky is falling, the sky is falling (again!!)

Miami, Fla. (AFP)
A car sized panel falls off of air plane into a mall parking lot.  (Holy ***!!!!@@### duck!!!!  So much for "safer than a car trip!!!")
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Rodger ;-)

They walk among us and some reproduce!!!!!

Clay, Ky (AP)
Burglar calls tip line for info. reward.  He and his accomplice get arrested.  (Yup outta the gene pool, report to sterilization.)
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Rodger ;-P

Cash or debit, no checks or credit!!!!!

Dubai, (AFP)
Police arrest Saudi student who owed $97,000 in traffic fines for the last two years.  The student must also pay $27,000 to get his 4x4 out of impound.  (How big is Dubai?  How hard is it to find someone?  Just wonderin'.)
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Rodger ;-)

Oops!!!

Jupiter, Fla. (AP)
Man shoots self in leg after leaving gun store. (What can I say :-D  )
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Rodger ;-)

I have coffee and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!

Berling, Germany (Reuters)
Man robs arcade  by threatening attendant with a cup of coffee.  (Wow, the coffee in Germany must be really strong.)
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Rodger '-)

When animals fight back.

Knoxville, Tenn (AP)
Cow tips man and steps on him.  (Cow must have had enough.)
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Rodger '-)

Report to sterilization.

Riverton, Wyo. (AP)
Shop lifter flees police................... into police station.  (Outta the gene pool, report to sterilization!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

Buffalo banned.big-time!!!!

Jakarta, Indonesia (AP)
Governmant bans buffalo from street protests. (Wonder what the buffalo were doing to get banned?  Rude signs or language or what?)
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Rodger '-)

When animals fight back.

London, (Reuters)
Gangs of swordfish puncture oil pipeling shutting down tanker shipments for three days.  (OMG, it's time to take action against those swordfish gangs.  They've been allowed to run about for far too long!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

$38K and still no gas!!!!!

Pinson, Ala (AP)
A 49 year old man, upset over a gas pump being turned, off drives SUV through service station window.  (Yep, charged with murder and still didn't get any gas.  Fellow is not too bright.  Tweet, outta the gene pool buddy!!0
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Rodger ;-)

Stopping undocumented sheep!!!

Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan (AFP)
Governmet to issues passports for sheep.  (That should stop the horrible trend of undocumented sheep taking away jobs from native sheep.  Hats off to Kyrgysztan for taking the first step in curbing the spread of undocumented illegal alien sheep!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)