MEANWHILE IN LOUISIANA.

WELL VOTING IS IMPORTANT.

Phoenix, Arizona (Reuters)
Holly Nicole Solomon was found guilty and sentenced to 3.5 years for running over her husband with the family car breaking her husband's pelvis. Apparently, Mrs. Solomon was upset over Mr. Solomon not voting in the 2012 elections.
Protect your rights,
Rodger :-P

ENOUGH SAID.

North Adams, Mass. (UPI)
The North Adams Police Department has issued an advisory statement for local citizens:  "Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised."
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger :-P

JUST EXACTLY HOW DID THE DOG GET THE KEYS?

Erwin, North Carolina (UPI)
   Mike and Ruth Smith are blaming their black lab for crashing their pickup truck into John McNamara's pool. (Honest officer, the dog did it. Insert eye-roll.)
Protect your ass-ets,
:-p