YUP, THEY WALK AMONG US.

ST. PAUL, Minn. (UPI)
Nicholas Wig broke into a home.  While there he changed clothes, and checked his Facebook.  Old Nicholas, left his profile up. The homeowner discovered the profile and began sending messages to Mr. Wig as some one who wanted to be a friend. Nicholas agreed to meet the homeowner for coffee but the police showed up instead.  (Tweet outta the gene pool, report to sterilization.)
Always log out,
Rodger :-P

EXACTLY HOW DOES ONE AIM IN THAT POSITION?

DENVER,  (UPI) --Isaac Vigil who was accused of smoking methamphetamine is now facing attempted murder charges after he was allegedly able to squeeze, squeeze, I said squeeze off two shots at Denver police officers from a gun he had hidden in his butt, hidden in his butt!!! Isaac would have squeezed off more shots but the gun jammed. (So many questions that the mind boggles.)

Protect your cheeks,
Rodger :-P

MAN, THAT'S KARMA.

Lakewood, Wash. (UPI)
  Alfred Shropshire III was arrested and charged with burglary after police found his Mazda Salesperson of the Month plaque in the yard of the burgled residence. (Why would a person take a plaque to a burglary?  Also, the commissions at the local Mazda dealership must really suck.)
Protect your awards,
Rodger  :-p

THEY WALK AMONG US (and some are armed).

Prescott Valley, Arizona (UPI)
   Cameron Read was arrested by Prescott Valley police after repeatedly trying to shoot the moon with his handgun. Mr. Read was charged with unlawful discharge of a firearm, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, attempted assault of an orbiting satellite and being a DUMB ASS. (Apparently, in Prescott Valley being a dumb ass is a class A misdemeanor. Just kidding, maybe.)
Protect your outer.... space.
Rodger :-P

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR MIRRORS BEFORE BACKING OUT!!!

Boston (UPI),
   A Southwest Airlines plane backed into a Jet Blue plane at Logan Airport.  Apparently, someone forgot to check their mirrors. (I've had this happen to me in a valet line.)
Protect your space,
Rodger :-P

PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT A BIT MORE ON THAT ONE.

Auburn Alabama, (UPI)
  Life Saver Ministries put up a bill board that pictured smiling children with the following quote. "He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future." ~ Adolph Hitler.  The quote was from a speech Hitler gave in 1935 to recruit kids to join the Hitler Youth. 
  The group pulled the bill board admitting they probably could have chosen a better person to quote.   (No duh!!!  Sparky. )
Protect your advertisements,
Rodger :-P

THEY WALK AMONG US.

BREMERTON , Wash., June 2 (UPI) --A 28-year-old man has been charged with second-degree robbery after he allegedly robbed a woman at a Washington ferry terminal and then asked to be her friend on Facebook the following day.  The next day, she received a friend request from Mullins and recognized him as the man who allegedly robbed her.  (Never use the words "intelligent criminal".
Protect  your friend's list,
Rodger :-p