What are the odds, part II?

Cleveland, Ohio (AP)
Ohio man fleeing poice jumps fence....... into prison yard.  (Tweet, outta the gene pool!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

That's a law in Denmark??????

Copenhagan, Denmark (AFP)
Danish journalist found not guilty of killing 12 guppies with shampoo. (Whew, that's a relief!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

What are the odds?

Oren, Washington (AP)
Robber flags down the investigating officer to ask directions.  (Outta the gene pool!!!!!)
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Rodger  ;-)

When animals fight back.

Chicago, Ill. (AFP)
A pit bull (Winston) chewed through two fences and attacked four police cars.  Winston ripped the bumper off of one car and chewed the tires of three others.  In addition, two other dogs watched a barked encouragement.  (Guess old Winston couldn't take it anymore.)
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Rodger  ;-)

Praying in the voting booth?

London, England (Reuters)
Church of England has published prayers to help confused voters. (I got nothing.  "Dear God, as we begin to vote, please........")
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Rodger ;-)

Intelligent Criminal is an oxymoron. Or maybe the criminal is the moron?

Farfield, Conn. (AP)
Would be bank robbers call ahead and tell a teller to have the money ready when they got there.  (Tweeeet, outta the gene pool!!!!  Report to sterilization.)
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Rodger   ;-P

???????????????

Vira, Fla. (AP)
Former inmate gets 15 years for violating his parole by trying to break back into jail.  (What? Wait a minute, what? Huh?)
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Rodger  ;-P

This is the police. Open up or.............oops!!! Sorry.

New York City, New York (AP)
New York City Police Chief apoligizies for over 50 searches over the last eight years of an elderly couple's home.  Police blamed a computer "glitch" for the eight years of mistakes.  (Eight year computer glitch hmmm????  Maybe I should use that at home when the El Nino excuse stops working.  Thanks New York Police Chief.)
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Rodger   ;-P

They walk among us and some reproduce!!!!!

Mandeville, La. (AP)
Man arrested after firing shotgun at own fence.  (Was it self-defense?  Or was the fence shot in an unprovoked attack?  So many questions, so little time.)
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Rodger ;-)

They walk among us and some reproduce!!!!!

Kennewick, Washington (AP)
A burgler breaks into a furniture store.  While inside, the fellow spends about five hours on the store's computer logged into his MySpace account and also trying to sell stolen items on line. Yup, they got him.  (Tweeeet, outta the pool, report to sterilization!!!)
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Rodger ;-P

Now what???

Thermal, Ca. (AP)
Robber holds up 11 people.  Gets $6.  (Hey, brother. Times is hard!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

License? What license?

Amsterdam (AFP)
Pilot with fake pilot's license arrested shortly before taking off in a 737 with 110 passengers. (Sounds like Holland has gotten way too permissive!!!!  But that's just me.)
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Rodger ;-)

The truth will come out the end!!!

Moscow, Russia (AFP)
Police officer arrested after eating bribe.  (OK, everybody is on potty watch until after tomorrow.)
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Rodger ;-)

A REAL big foot!!!!!

Tokyo (AFP)
Many people have claimed to have spotted kangaroos in the mountains.  (Well there you go, kangaroos have real big feet.)
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Rodger ;-)

What?? They're gonna what? Huh?

Pittsfield, Mass (AP)
Funeral home tries to drum up business with a chili cook off!!!  (Anybody else see a problem with this plan?)
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Rodger ;-)

Facebook: What I'm doing this weekend

Jerusalem, Israel (AFP)
Israeli Military aborts raid after soldier posts details on Facebook.  (He just wanted everybody to know what he was going to be doing, come on, it's Facebook, Duh!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

You lost what??????

Moscow, (Reuters)
100 modern Russian battle tanks found abandoned along moutain road.  (What happened, run out of gas?????)
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Rodger  ;-P