I'm telling ya they are plotting!!!

New Delhi, India (AFP)
Pigeon held on suspicion of spying. (Spying for whom????)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)

Arctic Voodoo?

Fairbanks, Alaska (AP)
26 headless chickens found outside of the city of North Pole. (Probably going to pay their doctors' bills.)
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Rodger ;-0

When animals strike back!!!

Thessaloniki, Greece (AP)
In an unusual show of solidarity, millions of toads shut down Greek highway. (Must be the Greek austarity plan.)
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Rodger ;-)

Have they had their shots?

New City, New York (AP)
Man bites man in fight over dogs. (The mind boggles.)
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Rodger '-)

What's next? A Ronald McDonald ban?

Reno, Nev. (AP)
Chicken costumes banned at Nevada polling places. (What's next? No Jack from Jack in the Box? No Oscar Myer wiener car? Once this sort of thing starts, it's hard to stop.)
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Rodger

Ga-day, crouching tiger.

Sydney, Astralia (AFP)
Three muggers stopped by five ninjas. (No, I don't make this stuff up.)
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Rodger ;-)

No disguises!!!

Tokyo (AFP)
Japanese town bans public employees from wearing beards. (No, I don't know why. I wouldn't think beards would be that big a problem, but that's just me.)
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Rodger ;-)

Florida food fight!!!

Daytona Beach, Fla. (AP)
Woman attacks Wendy's employee with a stun gun over a wrong order. (Boy, they sure take their food serious in Floridia!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Misscola, Mont. (AP)
Woman accused of stealing Police Parking scooter steals a police cruiser  (Ok, I'm thinking mental health unit, but thats just me.)
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Rodger ;-)

Are you sure screening is working?

Cairo (Reuters)
An American arriving in Egypt on a direct flight from New York was detained for carrying two pistols, 250 rounds of ammo, two swords and eleven knives!!! (Hey, who was supposed to be watching the scanner?)
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Rodger ;-)

Hey, this machine is jammed!!!

Abu Dhabi, (AFP)
Hotel puts in vending machine that dispenses gold.
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Rodger ;-)

Insult to Injury.

Atlanta, Ga. (AP)
Gospel musicians charged in church break-ins.  (I am speechless!!)
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Rodger ;-)

New meaning for "asleep at the wheel!"

Tiawan (AFP)
Driver of bullet train traveling 195 mph found asleep!!!(Boy, sure would hate to see the "check engine" light come on while he was asleep.)
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Rodger ;-)

Assualt of self with a deadly weapon.

Breckenridge, Colo. (AP)
Jury convicts man of shooting himself in the groin.  (What do you know, removed himself from the gene pool.  No need to report to sterilization.)
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Rodger ;-)

Criminals aren't bright..

Columbus, Ohio (AP)
Would be female bank robber tries to eat note.  (Didn't work.)
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Rodger ;-)

Bigger not always better.

Jakarta, Indonesia (Reuters)
Police banned from penis enlargement.  (I got nothing.  I'm laughing too hard.)
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Rodger ;-)

Yup, stones and glass houses!!!!!

Lancaster,Ohio (AP)
Flea infestation shuts down Ohio Health Dept.  (So, who writes the ticket to whom?  And, where are the records. And, ......)
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Rodger ;-P

Finally a Phd. that makes sense!!!!

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (AFP)
Saudi Academy to offer a Phd. in dreaming.  (Now that's what I'm talking about!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)