Recycling???

London, (AFP)
Local council plans to use a crematorium to heat the city pool?  (Wow, hope nothing leaks!!)
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Rodger ;-)

Well, it is the year of the rabbit.

London (AFP)
Souvenir condoms "rolled out" for UK Royal wedding!!!!  ( "Prince William, could you sign this for me??")
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Rodger ;-)

Public Service Announcement

I would like to say WELCOME to all the new readers on the site.  I hope you have been enjoying the posts. Feel free to comment anytime.

To my two loyal readers in Egypt, be strong and stand for truth. I hope y'all are well.

To all my readers, always try to the see the humor and laugh when you can.
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Rodger ;-)

Sighhhh, born too soooon.

London (Reuters)
Canadian woman earns first Masters  Degree in Beatles studies. (Yeah, I was still in college when the White Album came out!!!)
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Always check their Face Book.

Rome (AFP)
Woman files for divorce after retuning from her honeymoon. Seems her new husband insisted on taking his mother along.
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Rodger ;-)

Sooo Many Questions

Miami (AP)
Grand piano found on a sandbar 200 yds from shore. (Aliens!!!!!)
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Look out the windshield!!!!

Berlin, (Reuters)
Two retired Brits were touring Germany. Their GPS said to turn right. So they did, right into a church. ( What can I say??)
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Shoulda stayed in bed.

Randolph, Mass. (AP)
A man outside of a grocery store was trying to sell fake jewelry.  The first person the fellow tried to sell the jewelry to was the city's police chief who happens to be a jeweler. (What are the odd?)
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Rodger  ;-)

They walk among us and some are reproducing.

Miami, Fla. (Reuters)
5 teens break into a house and steal jewlery, electronic equipment, and what the teens believed to be cocaine. The teens snorted the ashes of a man and two dogs.  (Wow another attack of terminal stupid!!!!  Tweet, outta the gene pool, report to sterilization.)
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Rodger ;-)

Now that's some present!!!1

Greenbay, Wisc. (AP)
Kids by mom a refurbished vacum cleaner. Vacum cleaner is shipped from Juarez, Mexico. Mom opens present and finds $280,000 worth of drugs. (Wow, somebody at the vacum cleaner shop is in troooouuuuubbbbllllleeeee, boy.)
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Rodger ;-)

They walk among us!!!!

Berlin (Reuters)
Two burglers broke into an office building. They got stuck in the elevator. One buglar hurt his hand trying to open the door. Yup, called police on the emergency red phone. (Tweeeeet, outta the gene pool!!!!
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Rodger  ;-)

Animals fighting back.

Moscow, (Reuters)
Hunter shoots fox. Wounded fox and hunter struggle over gun. Fox pulls trigger with tail and shoots hunter in leg. Fox escapes. (I told you, watch the tail, always watch the tail.)
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Rodger ;-)

Where do you put the license plate??

Austin, Texas (ANI)
Two men charged with DWI's in down town Austin had the charges dropped. The two men were operating a horse and a donkey. Neither animal qualifies as a motor vehicle. Austin does not have any RWI laws. (Riding while intoxicated, duh!!)
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I didn't know that was against the law!!!

London, (AFP)
British court finds may guilty of throwing snowball at a female officer. (????????????????)
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How about some sensitivity training???

Taipei, Tiawan (AFP)
Man sues neighbors over rude bird. (Ok, kinda lost on this one. Did the bird come over to house and was rude. Or was the bird rude to visitors? Just wondering?)
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Rodger ;-)

Did you call for a "car sitter?)

Bejing, China (AFP)
Drivers caught in traffic jams don't have to sit in their cars anymore. Now drivers can hire "car sitters." Yup, a driver in China can now leave the car and go shopping or get snacks while leaving their cars in the hands of a trusted "car sitter."  (Ok, I'm think I want a piece of this action. Car sitting might just turn out to a money maker.)
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Rodger ;-)

Talk about a bad day!!!

Pittsburg, PA (AP)
Man saves money buys his dream home. Man goes away for the holidays. Man comes back and his lot is empty the house is gone. Yup, the city of Pittsburg "accidentaly" demolishes wrong house. (Somebody's got some 'splaining to do Lucy!!)
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Rodger ;-)

They walk among us!!!!

Wilmington, Deleware (AP)
   Homeowner, tired of break ins, changes locks. The new locks require a key to get in and out. Man breaks into house through a broken window. Spends three days inside drinking whiskey and gin. Becomes too drunk to climb out window. Calls 911 because he wanted to get out "before the owner came home." (Tweeeeeeettttttt!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

Set 'em up Father.

Bucharest, Romania (AFP)
Orthodox Romanians get holy water on tap for epiphany. (But no chips.)
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Rodger ;-)

Public officials pushing for public pig potties.

Tiapei, Tiawan (AFP)
Public officials pushing for farmers to potty train their pigs. (So how much does a pig potty cost? And, do pigs wait their turn?)
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They walk among us and the numbers seem to be growing.

San Pablo, CA. (AP)
Man tries to register stolen taxi with DMV. (Tweeeett, outta the Gene Pool. Report to sterilization.)
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Rodger :-)

Well there is thinking outside the box!!!

Soquel,CA. (AP)
California dispensary recieves 11,000 lbs. for a food bank 3 weeks before Christmas. Yup, the dispensary offered free pot for food. (Bet nobody turned in any Doritos, boy!!)
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Rodger  ;-)

Where's the tape measurer?

Scaramento, Ca. (AP)
Thieves forced to leave big screen TV behind. Yup, the TV wouldn't fit into the get away car. (Yup, success is all in the details.)
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Rodger ;-)