JUST TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK

ZHANGJIAGANG, China (UPI)
Restaurant adds "clean air" surcharge to customers bills. (Would you like some oxygen with that sir?)
Protect your breathing,
Rodger :-p

THEY WALK AMONG US.

Detroit, Michigan (Reuters)
Kai Xu, 27, of Windsor, Ontario, was arrested for trying to smuggle 51 turtles out of the United States. Mr. Xu had 41 turtles taped to his legs and 10 stuffed into his crotch. (Is that a turtle or are you excited to see me?)
Protect your privates,
Rodger :-p