SNAILS SLIME SUPER HIGHWAY

Paderborn, Germany (UPI)
A driver slammed into a bridge on the Autobahn. Apparently, a caravan of snails was crossing the road depositing a layer of slime causing the vehicle to spin out of control. Many of the snails escaped into the tall grass along the roadside according to police. (No officer, it was a herd of snails.  Honest!!!)
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger :-p

ANIMALS FIGHTING BACK

Nairobi, Kenya (Reuters)

In an apparent planned attack, a monkey jumped on to a Kenya Electric Generating Company transformer. The suicide monkey transformer assault caused a nation wide blackout starting at 11:30 AM. KenGen officials claim that this was an isolated incident and the population shouldn't be alarmed. 

Protect your juice,

Rodger :-p