MUST HAVE BEEN A SLOW DAY AT THE COP SHOP

Juneau, Alaska (UPI)
  Police call in bomb expert to defuse light saber left on the side of the road. (Apparently, the trafficking of contraband light sabers is becoming a problem in Alaska.)
Protect your fantasy,
Rodger :-P

WOW, WHO KNEW????

Kongsvinger, Norway (UPI)
 Customs officials arrested a serial, serial, I said tried this more than once serial chicken smuggler for trying to smuggle 1100 lbs of raw and frozen chicken meat into Norway.  (Wow, so much for drugs huh???  "Hey buddy, where can I score some chicken? I need to make a load of contraband chicken noodle soup.")
Protect your fowls,
Rodger :-P