TRAFFIC TIE UP SMELLS GOOD.

San Jose, Ca. (UPI)
   An overturned tanker spilled 1000 gallons of Port-A-Potty deodorizer on to a San Jose highway. Officials said that the fluid was unused. (Whatever.)
Protect your privy,
Rodger  :-p

TOO MANY ACTIVE INGREDIENTS?

Bellingham, Washington (UPI)
Bottles of marijuana infused sparkling pomegranate soda had to be pulled from pot shop shelves. The soda pot began exploding in the stores. (Somebody must have been sipping some soda and not watching the pressure on the bottle filler.  Just sayin'.)
Protect your soda pot,
Rodger :-P