DIDN'T THINK THIS ONE THROUGH.

Pompano Beach, Fla. (UPI)
  Would be bank robber Felipe Cruz handed a note to a bank teller saying, "Give me the 100s 50s 20s now."  The teller stayed behind the bullet proof glass and a frustrated Mr. Cruz left leaving the note... which had been written on the back of a filled out, on line, job application. (Doh!!  SMH)
Protect your employment,
Rodger  :-p

THEY WALK AMONG US.

Portland, Oregon (New York Daily News)
 The City of Portland is going to dump 38 million gallons of drinking water because some kid peed into an open water reservoir. Dudes, it's an open reservoir!!!!  A whole lot more creatures than humans have been peeing in that water everyday!!!  Tweet, outta the gene pool.  Report to sterilization.
Protect your water......sources,
Rodger :-P

THEY WALK AMONG US (even in China).

Guanxi, China (AP)
  A scooter driver convinced a purse thief to jump on the back his scooter for a fast getaway.  The scooter driver drove the purse thief directly to the police station.  (TWEEEET, outta the gene pool.  Report to sterilization.)
Protect your ride,
Rodger  :-P

THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER COMMANDO CRAWLED UP...

New York (Reuters)
  For the second time in three years Mazda is having to recall cars because of sabotage to fuel the fuel systems caused by..... spiders!!  That's right spider commandos are building webs in the fuel lines causing fires when the fuels emission system can't purge the fuel vapors from the lines.   (So why are the spider commandos targeting only Mazdas?)
Protect all eight legs,
Rodger :-P

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

New York (Reuters)
   A 24 hour gourmet cup cake vending machine has opened in Manhattan!!!!  Ummmmm cup cakes.  (We gotta get these in Texas.)
Protect your treats,
Rodger :-P

ANYTHING TO UP ENROLLMENT!!

Saratoga Springs, New York (AP)
  Skidmore college to offer a course entitled "The Sociology of Miley Cyrus: Race, Class, Gender and Media."  (What can I say?)
Protect your academics,
Rodger :-p