Sooo, does God take checks?

Jerusalem, Israel (AP)
   Worshippers at the wailing wall found and envelope with over 500 checks for about $1 million each.  They were not addressed to anyone and apparently God does not have a bank account in Jerusalem.  (Well friend, your money is no good up here.)
Protect your salva-tion.
Rodger ;-)

Wow, talk about a Twilight Zone episode.

Berlin (Reuters)
   A 65 year old German man who everyone thought was sleeping on the subway turned out to be dead.  No one is sure how long the poor fellow had been riding the subway before anyone noticed. There you go, another reason to make eye-contact and greet everyone you meet.
Protect your privacy,
Rodger  ;-)

Chill dude and get some milk, lots of milk.

Cape Elizabeth, Maine (AP)
   To celebrate ethics and values day at their high school, nine students brought cookies.  The kids had found the recipe for "happy daze cookies" and wanted to share the experience. School officials were not impressed with lunch being a 12 o'clock high.
Protect your des-serts,
Rodger ;-)
 

Hey buddy where's a cab?

Chicago, Ill. (Reuters)
   Two robbers escaped jail by lowering themselves 20 stories on bed sheets.  At the bottom they calmly hailed a cab and left.  "Yo, they had the fare.", said the cabbie.
Protect your trans-port,
Rodger ;-P

And now IRONY!!!

London, England (AP)
   The Big Pit National Coal Museum has installed 200 solar panels to save money. (Yup coal the expensive electricity.)
Portect your invest-ment,
Rodger ;-)

Makes sense to me.

Canberra, Australia (AP)
   An Australian court has ruled that a lady bureaucrat who was injured during sex is eligible for workers comp.  (Kinda wonder exactly how and when the injury occurred, but that's just me.)
Protect your bureau-crat,
Rodger ;-)

Surprise, surprise.

Roswell, New Mexico (AP)
   A worker at the local Alberstons unpacked a case of frozen ribs only to find a loaded automatic and extra ammo packed inside with the ribs. Well that ought to "spice" up your party.
Protect your Bar-B-Que,
Rodger ;-P

Amazing, nothing will surprise me now!!!

Madrid, Spain (Reuters)
   Spanish police arrest woman who's breast implants were stuffed with cocaine.  I'm at a loss for words.
Protect your ??????,
Rodger  ;-P

This sure ain't Kansas Toto.

Canberra, Australia (Reuters)
   Apple's new iPhone app directs people looking for the resort town of Mildura into a snake infested desert. Chief inspector Clemence says local police had to rescue six separate motorists who had become trapped in the sand. (So much for Apple's yellow brick road.)
Protect your app-lie-cation,
Rodger ;-P

They walk among us from a fan, Dinah.

Here is a TTMYGH??? from a reader. Thanks Dinah, this is too funny.
"Nebraska resident Hanna Sabata posted a YouTube video of herself displaying handfuls of cash; the caption read, "I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I'm rich, I can pay off my college financial aid, and tomorrow I'm going for a shopping spree." York County deputies arrested her on robbery and theft charges after she posted the video."
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger

Now that's some good s**t, elephant s**t that is.

Golden Triangle, Thailand (AP)
A herd of 20 Thai elephants are being fed coffee beans. Apparently, the elephant poop coffee beans produce the "smoothest" coffee ever. The elephant poop coffee is only $50 a cup.  (No, I don't make this s**t up!!!)
Protect your move-ments,
Rodger ;-P

Funny how those things keep "popping up."

Zarozje, Serbia (AP)
   Local village councils are warning citizens to keep garlic in their pockets and put crosses in their bedrooms.  Apparently, the undead have arisen again and they have a vampire problem.
Protect your myths,
Rodger ;-P

It's all in the name.

Helena, Montana (AP)
   A local phone book company listed the Bar 3 Bar-B-Q resturtant under "Animal Carcass Removal" in the local phone book.  Apparently Bar 3 Bar-B-Q did not appreciate being known as the "home of the road kill blue plate special."  They have sued.  (No, I'll have the veggie plate please.
Protect your name,
Rodger  ;-P