Ouch!!! KInda hard to explain.
Washington, Oregon (AP)
Hiker accidently shoots self in rear with .40 cal. pistol. (Ok, I'm frankly at a loss for words.)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)
Don't call 911, ok call 911, no wait.
North Charleston, S. Carolina (AP)
Would be burglar gets stuck in a grease vent for seven hours until police and fire arrived. (Tweeet, outta the gene pool.)
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Rodger ;-)
The sky is falling, the sky is falling.
Columbus, Ohio (AP)
A police helicopter's camera falls off while in flight and crashes into a car. (In a related story, the Columbus Police Dept. purchases two cases of super glue.)
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Rodger ;-)
Those things are always dangerous.
Sanora, Ca. (AP)
A 70 year old man was arrested at a yard sale after hitting another patron in the head with a 5 lb. cast iron pan. The man charged was attempting to stop the other fellow from getting to an item first. (I've said it before and I'll say it again, 70 year old men and yard sales just don't mix.)
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Rodger ;-)
They walk among us and the numbers seem to be growing.
Port Orchard, Washington (AP)
A man shows up at court to face a meth charge............. with a bag of meth in his pants!!! (Tweet, outta the gene pool!!!! Report to sterilization !!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)
They walk among us!!!!
Portland, Ore. (AP)
Two men decided to shop lift at a "Fred Myers" store. The men apparently didn't notice that it was "Shop with a Cop Day" and there were more than 60 uniformed officers present plus plainclothes officers. Yup, didn't work out. (Tweeeet!!!!! Outta the gene pool and report to sterilization!!!)
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Rodger ;-)
Here Spot, come here boy.
Brockton, Mass (AP)
An alligator with a collar was spotted wandering the streets. (So many questions, so little time.)
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Rodger ;-)
Welcome to the club boyz!!!
Beijing, China (AFP)
Traffic jam in China stretches 62 miles and has lasted for 9 days. (So much for transportation under a command economic system. But, what a great place for a hot dog cart!!!)
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Rodger ;-)
I'm not surprised!!!
Great Falls, Montana (AP)
Pig wrestling contest canceled. Hogs elude capture. Pictures at 10:00. (In a related story, 12 hijackers dressed as hogs take school bus.)
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Rodger ;-)
Hey buddy, a job is a job.
Vancouver, Canada (Reuters)
Canadian police find 10 black bears guarding a pot field. (Apparenty the bears were a bit to mellow to guard the field effectively.)
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Rodger ;-)
Now this is a new one.
London (Reuters),
Athilete blames cat for drunk driving bust. (Was the cat wearing a hat?)
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Rodger ;-)
Hey buddy, where's the pasture?
Carmichael, Ca. (AP)
Police capture two zebras who had been wondering the city streets for about 5 hours. (Soooooo, many questions.)
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Rodger ;-)
We are back. ;-)
Berlin, (AFP)
79 year old German drives for 51 years without a license. (Yeah, my wife says I forget to renew things too.)
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Rodger ;-)
Makes sense to me.
Hello loyal readers. Posts are going to be less then routine for a while. Hopefully, posts will return to normal in about two weeks.
New Delhi, India (AFP)
Women fined for seek a divorce on impotence grounds. (Man that's just mean. Cost her money and she still can't get any..........relief.)
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Rodger :-)
Wonder where they park?
Sydney, Australia (AFP)
Australian cave tours now offered in Klingon. (Wonder how many Klingons actually visit Australia, must be a bunch to get their own tours.)
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Rodger ;-)
They Walk Among Us.
Atlanta, Ga. (AP)
Robber calls the Wendys he robbed twice to complain about how little loot the fast food joint had on hand. (Hey buddy, times are hard all over.)
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Rodger ;-)
Just looking for a home.
Hilton Head Island, S.C. (AP)
Workers remove 500 lb. alligator from resort lagoon. (The gator was probably just looking for some time off.)
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Rodger ;-)
