They Walk Among Us

Alaska, (Reuters)
   Man in bear costume harassed a grizzly bear and her two cubs beside a stream full of salmon.  An Alaskan Fish and Game worker shouted a warning to the bears. The human got in his car and left.
Protect your wildlife,
Rodger :-P

They walk among us and some are armed.

Phoenix, Arizona (Reuters)
   Bounty hunter Brent Farley and 10 others surrounded a house in order to capture a fugitive from Oklahoma. Brent and his cohorts stormed the house with firearms drawn to apprehend the fugitive clad only in his underwear. The problem was the underwear clad fellow was the Phoenix Chief of Police, Joseph Yahner. Needless to say the Chief was not amused and Mr. Farley was placed under arrest. In addition, the fugitive from Oklahoma Mr. Farley was seeking is black and Chief Yahner is white. (Yup, been watching way tooo much reality TV.)
Protect your shorts,
Rodger :-P