Did you check the address?

Denton, Tx (AP)
Crew mistakenly demolishes wrong house.  (I don't think "sorry" is going to get it.  But that's just me.)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)

Notice to readers.

To the loyal readers of T.T.M.Y.G. Hmmm,
   I have had a lot going personally and have not had the time to do my normal posts.  However we should be back on track soon.
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Rodger

Bet he wasn't looking for a turtle!!!!!

Albany, Vt. (AP)
Farmer finds a stolen 116# tortoise.  (Bet that got his plowing off to an intersting start.  Wonder if he found it in his vegetable patch?)
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Rodger ;-)

Up to his neck in trouble.

Albion, Ind (AP)
Police find drug suspect hiding in a pit with liquid manure up to his neck.  (Ha, ha, ha, make up your won comment.)
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Rodger ;-)

Don't prisons have guards?????

Amsterdam, (Reuters)
Burglars break into prison to rob absent inmates.  (So many questions, so little time.)
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Rodger ;-)

The corcodile was first!!!!

Sydney, Australia, (AP)
Crocodile forces a water areobics class to wait.  (The "stalking humans" class must have run long!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

Which way is oops!!!

Moscow (Reuters)
Pilot tries to land plane to ask a tractor driver directions.  (Didn't work out.)
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Rodger ;-)

The road is fine until the rain.

Eureka, Mo. (AP)
I-44 frontage road repaved with hog manure asphalt. (Hey buddy, y'all might oughtta keep your windows rolled up for a while, just sayin'.)
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Rodger ;-)

Lawn Mower Comment

Whomever posted the comment for the lawn mower post, I accidently rejected the comment.  I did not mean to.  Re submit and I will post. The link was too funny and every one needs to see the fellow.
Protect Your Assets,
Rodger '-)

Mowing under the influence?

Athens, Tenn (AP)
Man arrested for fishing pole theft and operating a mower under the influence.  (So many questions, so little time.)
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Rodger ;-)

How much does a dead cobra cost?

Berlin (Reuters)
City spends three weeks and 100,000 euros to find a dead cobra. (Dead-gum, wonder how much they would pay for a dead cat?)
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Rodger ;-)

Chinese anti-lip-synching law.

Beijing, China (Reuters)
Two lip-synching singers fined $7,000 each for violating anti-lip-synching law.  (Well, at least China got it right.)
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Rodger ;-)

"Paca Poo?"

St. Charles, Ill. (AP)
School music booster club to sell Alpaca manure for a fund raiser.  They call it Paca Poo.  (Shoulda stuck to bake sales.)
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 Rodger ;-)

They really do walk among us?

Singapore (Reuters)
Globally, 20% of people believe aliens are walking among us disguised as humans.  (Well, that explains a lot!!!)
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Rodger  ;-)

A Doctors perogative?

Islamabad, Pakistan (AFP)
Doctor uses ambulance to transport a cow home from the market.  (What can I say.)
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Rodger ;-)

Wait, what? Why?

London (AFP)
Woman arrested for trying to smuggle a corpse onto a plane.  (Several questions come to mind starting with why?)
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Rodger ;-)

Now wait just a ####!!!%%** minute!!

Khandahar Air Base, Afghanistan (Reuters)
Fast food restruants like Burger King and Dominos have be banned from U.S. bases in Aghanistan.  Commanders say, "this is a war zone not an amusment park!!!"  (Well there goes capitalism and the free market, not to mention, THE AMERICAN WAY.)
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Rodger  ;-P

Who else you gonna call?

Lexington, Ky (AP)
Drunk man calls police to help him find his way out of a bar.  (There you go, someone can "drink responsibly!")
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)