Wow, pre-owened gone tooo far.

Accra, Ghana (AFP)
Government to stop the sale of second-hand underwear. (??????)
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Rodger

Sooo Many Questions

Evans City, Pa. (AP)
Woman rescued from pickup truck stuck in the top of a tree. (The mind boggles!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

Protect the animals.

Rochefort, France (AFP)
In France, feeding to pot to ducks is illegal. (Well there you go, got that issue cleaned up.)
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Rodger ;-)

Tomato, tomahto

New York (AP)
Men hold up pizza joint and flee with a bag of dough, pizza dough!!!!
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Rodger ;-)

Naps aren't always good.

Orlando, Fla. (AP)
Teen burglar found asleep on floor of residence. (Nope, let him sleep and when he wakes up, then we cuff him.)
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Rodger ;-)

Why do these things happen in South Carolina?

Aiken, S.C. (AP)
Man robs convenience store. He then rev's up his get away riding lawn mower. (Some family trees in South Carolina don't have many forks. TWEET, OUTTA THE GENE POOL!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

Yup, gotta check records first.

Fargo, N.D. (AP)
Officials pick football coach as a safe driving pitchman on t.v. and then find out he has 18 moving violations.  (Oooopsss.)
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Rodger ;-)

That'll show 'em.

Madison, Wisc. (AP)
Man uses shot gun on own tv after Bristol Palin dance win. (Taking things a little too seriously!)
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Rodger ;-)

Sarah Palin's Alaska??

Fairbanks, Alaska (AP)
Thief steals safe but leaves money.  (Must be the six months of winter that's coming.)
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Rodger  ;-)

Yup, told you they were real.

Tucson, Arizona (Reuters)
Electronic road sign flashes, "Caution zombies ahead." (Yup, no surprise for Arizona.)
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Rodger ;-)

Exorcists wanted apply wiht in.

Wasthington, (AP)
Catholic church beginning to train more exorcists to meet rising demand. (I'm not saying anything, nope just sittin' here wonderin' and whistling)
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Rodger '-)

Yup she noticed!!

Duluth, Minn. (AP)
Man steals neighbor's wrought iron fence and installs the fence in his own yard.  (Yup, she noticed, TWEEEEETTT, OUTTA THE POOL!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

When animals fight back!!!!

Alameda, Ca. (AP)
A woman walking her dog was assaulted by 4 masked attackers. The attackers were racoons. (Wonder if she was able to give a description with the masks and all?)
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Rodger ;-)

They walk among us!!!! Is there something in the water?

Sugarloaf Key, Fla. (AP)
Teen burglarizing home logs on to check his MySpace account. (I swear, they seem to be growing in number. Tweeeeet report to sterilization!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

They walk among us!!!!

Helena, Mont. (AP)
Parole jumper posts update on Face Book and gets arrested. (DuDuDu!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

Really???? Do ya think???

Jackson Hole, Wyoming (AP)
Sheriff's deputy leaves box of drugs labeled "METH" on bumper of patrol car. When the deputy came back, yup the box was gone. (Wonder why someone would steal a box labeled "METH?".  Oh yeah, because it was labeled "METH!!!!")
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Rodger ;-)

Dude, take a shower!!!

Erie, Pa (AP)
Man steals $86 in bath soap. Police are not sure why the man stole the soap.  ( Let's see???   Why??  How about a bath!!! Just sayin'.)
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Rodger  ;-)

Yup,walking among us and some reproduce.

Minden, Nev. (AP)
Woman admits to letting 12 year old son drive because she was drunk. (Tweeeeeeeeeeeet, outta the gene pool.)
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Rodger ;-)

Duhhhhhh!!!!

Destin, Fla. (AP)
Bank robber leaves wallet at bank. (Tweeeeeeeetttttttt!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)

Yup, still walking among us Canadian version!!!

Ottawa, Canada (AFP)
Police arrest a driver at 2:30 AM for driving while reading a book with the dome light on. (Tweeeet, outta the gene pool!!!!)
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Rodger ;-)