Hey buddy, your suit case is moving.

Jakarta (AFP)
Two men from Kuwait caught trying to smuggle 40 pythons out in their luggage. (Man, what's that smell??)
Protect your reptiles,
Rodger ;-)

So many questions, so little time.

Yorkville, Ill. (AP)
Local police academy has 2,500 rubber ducks stolen. ( What's a police academy doing with......  Never mind.)
Protect your duckie,
Rodger ;-)

Always check before sitting.

Berlin (AFP)
7 year old girl finds boa curled up inside toilet. (That'll make you start turning the light on in the toilet!!!)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)

Daaammmmnnnnnn!!!!

Detroit, Mich. (Reuters)
Security guard at a Fedral office building finds an abandoned package. Sets for three weeks before some one thinks to scan the package. Yup it was a bomb.
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)

When animals fight back!!!!

Bullard, Texas (Star-Telegram)
Cow injured by car assaults deputy sheriff sending him to hospital. (Hey, we all look alike to cows.)
Protect your assets,
Rodger  ;-)

Something can be said for karma.

Boise, Idaho (AP)
Wallet thief call police to report that his wallet had been stolen. Police realized he matched the description of a reported wallet theif and..... yeah you got it.
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)

They walk among us!!!!

Monticello, New York (AP)
Judge jails suspect in DWI case after he shows up late, drunk, and drinking a beer in court.  (Tweeeeeet, report to steriliaztion and out of the gene pool!!!)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)

Wow, kinda over top, don't you think???

San Antonio, TX (AP)
Taco Bell customer upset over 7 burritos fires assault rifle at police officers. (Damn buddy, put more salsa on them!!!!)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)

When animals fight back!!!!

Bennington, Vt. (AP)
Rogue squirrel stalks and attacks humans in town.   (Yup, the uprising is beginning!!!!)
Protect your cashews,
Rodger ;-)

Is that an electric toothbrush????

Saint Petersburg, Russia (AFP)
Bomb squad called in to defuse vibrating sex toy. (And please remove all batteries before entering the airport.)
Protect your XXX,
Rodger ;-)

We are back. ;-)

Los Angeles, Ca. (Reuters)
Air plane crew calls terrorist alert over orthodox Jewish prayer. (Yup, the Jews have joined forces with the Muslems to attack 'merica!!!!  Not, idiots!!)
Protect your religion,
Rodger

Stop pesky coyotes with a pile of tiger-poo-x in your yard!!!

Sydney, Australia (AFP)
Australian researchers have learned that tiger poo repels animal pests. (Available at Walgreens and Walmart.)

Loyal readers, I am going to be out of touch for a few days. I'm not sure of being able to find an internet connection. However, TTMYGHmmm??? Should be back up to speed late next week.  Until then,
Protect your assets,
Rodger  ;-)

Speechless!!!

Delaware, Ohio (AP)
Police find a highway median covered with thousands of dollars. (Where's my Kroger bag?)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)

Talk about karma!!!

Albuquerqie. New Mexico (AP)
Lawyer who sues drunk drivers found guilty of DUI. (What can I say?)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)

Some one has some 'splaining to do Lucy.

Wellington, New Zealand (AFP)
Thieves break into prison and steal large screen plasma T.V.  (Bet some resumes are getting updated, boy.)
Protect your T.V.,
Rodger :-)

They walk among us!!!!

Elyria, Ohio (AP)
D.U.I. suspect takes a drink in front of arresting officer. (Tweet, outta the gene pool!!!)
Protect your assets,
Rodger ;-)

Still got a few bugs in it.

Chicago, (AFP)
  Mazda is recalling 65,000 Mazda 6's because of spiders in the engines!!!!! (Zoom, Zoom)j
Protect your engines,
Rodger    ;-)

Nothing personal, just business

Upper Darby, Pa (AP)
Pizza shop owner puts liv
e mice in rivals' shops. (I'll have a cheese pizza, hold the raisins.)
Protect your assets,
Rodger,  ;-)

Gonna put a spell on you!!!

Bucharest, (AFP)
  Parliament votes down anti-witchcraft bill. Apparently, witches threatened to cast spells on those that voted for the bill. (No, I'm not making this up.)
Protect your mojo,
Rodger ;-)