SNAILS SLIME SUPER HIGHWAY
A driver slammed into a bridge on the Autobahn. Apparently, a caravan of snails was crossing the road depositing a layer of slime causing the vehicle to spin out of control. Many of the snails escaped into the tall grass along the roadside according to police. (No officer, it was a herd of snails. Honest!!!)
Protect your ass-ets,
Rodger :-p