Just looking for something to do.

Cleveland, Ohio (AP)
   A woman broke into a house, emptied the trash, vacuumed, dusted.  The lady left a bill for $75 to cover her services.  When asked by police why she had done the break-in (the police had gotten her address from the bill), the lady replied she was bored and was looking for something to do.
Protect your clean-ing
Rodger ;-P

Wow, talk about competition!!!

Bridgeport, Conn. (AP)
   54 year old Rober Toth was charged with 3rd degree larceny and 1st degree criminal trespass.  Seems old Robert was stealing a competing real estate firm's "for sale" signs from the yards of houses around the area.  Man, these real estate agents get some serious about sales. huh?
Protect your real-estate,
Rodger ;-)

They hid it where?

Sydney, Australia (AP)
   Australian police seized $246 million (American money) worth of cocaine and meth hidden in a steamroller shipped from China.  Ok, who decides to hide dope in a steamroller?  And more importantly, what supervisor says, "ok boys, we will be checking all steamrollers today."  So many questions, so little time.  By the way, the sentence for being convicted of smuggling drugs into Australia is life.
Protect your equip-ment,
Rodger  ;-)

And that's why it is called "dope."

London, England (AP)
   Police Constable Simon Folwell helped his kids dumped out their Halloween candy only to find 8 bags of cocaine!!!   Meanwhile, Donald Green who had given what he thought was candy to the three kids reached in his pocket for his coke and found the bag of candy.  Tweeeeet outta the gene pool, report to sterilization!!!
Protect your child-ren,
Rodge B-l

It was bound to happen.

Greeley, Colorado (AP)
   A woman gets her belly button ring hung on a pool's drain.  Yup, luckily it was a shallow wading pool.  Firefighters had to drain the pool to get the lady loose. No one was hurt in the ring around the pool incident.
Protect your jewels,
Rodger ;-P

Wait a minute. That could be a good reason.

Rome, Italy (Reuters)
   A Roman appeals court rejected a couple's obscenity conviction.
The court ruled that soccer was no excuse for outdoor sex.
Protect your relat-ions,
Rodger ;-P

Now a good reason to get pissed off!!!

Lagos, Nigeria  (AP)
  Four young ladies ages 14 and 15 unveiled a urine powered generator.  That's right one liter of pee will generate six hours worth of electricity.  Let's see you buy that at your app. store.
Protect your tech-nology,
Rodger Isom  ;-)

Never was a horse that couldn't be rode.

London, England (AP)
   European Commission Vice President Neele Kras says her staff's computers were hacked while attending a conference on Internet security and hacking. (Man, that's gotta suck.)
Protect your connect-ion,
Rodger  ;-)

Any "body" can get elected these days.

Orlando, Fla. (Reuters)
   Florida Democrat Earl Wood and Alabama Republican Charles Beasly both won their elections.  However, neither one will sworn in as they are both dead.  (I wonder how it feels to get beaten by a dead guy?)
Protect your bal-lots,
Rodger ;-)

Here's your sign.

Cleveland, Ohio (AP)
   32 year old Shena Hardin was caught on camera driving on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus unloading children.  Miss Hardin was convicted of reckless driving.  In addition to her license being suspended and pay a fine, Miss Hardin was sentenced to standing at a busy intersection wearing a sign that said; "Only an IDIOT would drive on a sidewalk to avoid a school bus!!!"  Works for me.
Protect your child-ren,
Rodger ;-)